Friday, October 2, 2009

DUMMY

Girlfriend: May I hold your hand?
Boyfriend: No thanks, it isn't heavy.

GIRLfriend: Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOYfriend: You love me...

GIRLfriend: If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOYfriend: Sure, what's your phone number??

GIRLfriend: I think the poorest people are the happiest.
BOYfriend: Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple

GIRLfriend: Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
BOYfriend: Don't you ever want to improve??

Girlfriend: I love you and I could die for you!
Boyfriend: How soon??

Girlfriend: "...And are you sure you love me and no one else?"
Boyfriend: "Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday".

BOYfriend: I would go to the end of the world for you!
GIRLfriend: Yes, but would you stay there??

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